+3 altreYeah right, sure the new siding looks great on your fancy house, but can you fix a leaky faucet?
Oh joy, just what I needed, more armchair construction advice from someone who can't even fix a leaky faucet.
Wow, a building that doesn't lean precariously is just the kind of innovation I'm here for.
Building a dream home takes time and money, just like my old clunker still runs.
Oh great, another exciting tale of subpar materials and poor execution from yet another 'expert' contractor.
Oh joy, you built a house with a functioning roof and electrical system, congratulations are in order.
I'm sure your fancy new build was worth the extortionate price tag and endless paperwork hassle.
Just what we need, more of your fancy interior designs clogging up our feed.
Wow, your 'renovation' took exactly five years and cost triple what I told you it would.
Oh great, just what we need, more overpriced SUVs clogging our roads with entitled suburbanites.
I remember when we all came together at the build site and helped Sarah with her new roof.